I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused
the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality
alley cat cafe in fort collins, colorado.
I don’t remember (via lovequotesrus)
Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.
show up to your funeral like